'The fact that you continue to push little babies out of your vagina'
Umm, you say that like there's something WRONG with that.
Here, let me tell you something your mommy should have told you many years ago.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other, or are lonely, or drunk, like your parents must have been, they come together. Now, a man has a penis and a woman has a vagina. The penis goes in the vagina and stuff comes out that is called sperm.
If it's the right time of the month, the sperm combine with eggs inside the woman, and a baby is formed. The baby grows for 9 months (or thereabouts) inside the woman and then is pushed out of her vagina and into the world.
Oh, and those things on your chest? They're breasts..and they're meant to feed the child you just pushed out of your vagina.
Now, I hope I put that in terms that you can understand. Maybe you should go ask mommy if there was anything you didn't.
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2005-03-08 12:43 am (UTC)Umm, you say that like there's something WRONG with that.
Here, let me tell you something your mommy should have told you many years ago.
You see, when a man and a woman love each other, or are lonely, or drunk, like your parents must have been, they come together. Now, a man has a penis and a woman has a vagina. The penis goes in the vagina and stuff comes out that is called sperm.
If it's the right time of the month, the sperm combine with eggs inside the woman, and a baby is formed. The baby grows for 9 months (or thereabouts) inside the woman and then is pushed out of her vagina and into the world.
Oh, and those things on your chest? They're breasts..and they're meant to feed the child you just pushed out of your vagina.
Now, I hope I put that in terms that you can understand. Maybe you should go ask mommy if there was anything you didn't.