ext_178367 ([identity profile] habibekindheart.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] habibekindheart 2005-03-08 07:05 am (UTC)

Share your oxygen, precious natural resources, water, and everything else that nasty little children take for granted?

How sweet, a member of the raging green party.

Listen up, dumb fuck. Enough food is produced every year to feed everyone on the entire planet. The problem isn't in growing it, it's in distributing it.

Oxygen is replenished by the foliage sucking down our carbon dioxide and releasing...guess what!...oxygen! We need plants and plants need us. Have you hugged a tree today?

What of your precious natural resources am I using? Fossil fuels? I rarely drive, try not to buy plastic, don't use disposable diapers...I recycle. I'm probably more environmentally conscious than you'll EVER be.

It's not like I'm eating your food. I highly doubt you can afford organic.

As for your water, water is another of those replenishing resources. You should check it out sometime. Some states are even fucking SURROUNDED by it!

Now, mind you, much of our water is salt water, but we've learned to recycle fresh water pretty well and I've never experienced a drought in my life. Are we that low on water? Fuck, I bet the great lakes dried up since I left MI, huh?

My breeding is unnecessary, but my personal choice. Prehistoric? Hardly. The neanderthal and cro-magnon didn't live nearly as long as humans do, exclusively breastfed which slowed their fertility, and weren't in NEARLY as good of health as I am. They couldn't possibly outbreed me.

Oh, shit...I think I just had another one. Hold on a sec *chews through cord* Yay! A girl! Not enough of those around here!

Once you're a mother, you'll realize all the hard work I've gone through to bring 8 wonderful people into the world, and you'll feel like shit for being such a dumbfuck. In the meantime, I'm glad my children aren't old enough to marry because I couldn't stand having such a stupid cunt as a daughter-in-law. I'm doubly glad that they're more intelligent than you, so I won't have to worry about them bringing home one of your stupid clones either. Standards are a good thing...

We're enjoying playing with you. Thx for coming back!

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